jallen

A gay person who rages when playing video games, says,"I don't give two shits" and cumshots him self in the face.The person is also a tryhard weeger that is an eskimo that makes his own snow.

p1:hey don't be a jallen
p2:I dont give two shits

by wacker smacker clapper January 1, 2012

jallen

Verb. An overt dance done without music, or with a light drum/acoustic riff.

Will you jallen with me?

by SydneyKilled April 25, 2007

a jallen

A 'quite fit in an ugly way' sort of guy.

Girl 1: That guy is well fit!
Girl 2: Hmm, he's a bit of a jallen.

by killawhales August 22, 2009

Jallen

A big brain; the epicest AP Human Geography teachers; the best chess player; the most scholarly of scholars.

Friend: Did you do the 4-page essay for Jallen's class?
Me: Nah, I'll do it during homeroom today.

by BigBruhMomento September 6, 2022

Jallen

A guy who loves food , loves to game, is really loyal , and is a great mans

Hey u got a Jallen type of boyfriend

by James Steven February 27, 2020

Jallen

Describes a teacher who puts 0 effort into his job and disregards the thoughts of his students. Such a teacher praises those who agree with him and fails the rest. Such a man does not deserve his job, and the fact that such a pretentious asshole such as him has a job while far better humans struggle to find jobs is why so few people have faith in humanity.

Dan: Dude I just got called out of Jallen's class today! I don't have to deal with his bullshit today!
Jackson: You lucky fuck!

by SofieS June 5, 2017

Jallen

a Pretty Boi who is always on social media seriously a loner a lowkey fighter doesn’t like a lot of people don’t like a bunch of females on his phone and have a ginormous penius

I wanna be a jallen

by BlahGeorigis March 1, 2020