jahlon
jahlon by hufdrghbnehgs May 26, 2017
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Jahlon
A very sexymany that will eat the bootyvery good and he is also good a sports and all girls like him all girls:did you fuckjahlon other girls: hell yah he got a big dick
Jahlon by Jay Igbo I February 25, 2019
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Riri and jahlon by Riri💓 February 15, 2025
jablonoscope
1. Invented from the family name first found in the invasion of the Nazi, and was spread to the USSR of Communism. (“Jablonowska”, - ligma’s second victim.)
2. A popular word for gamers in a battle royale game, such as Fortnite, PUBG and also Minecraft (Cuz there’s fall damage). Also a popular term used by Youtubers and Streamers when gets killed by a default skin. ( F**king Jablonoscope me you little s**t).
2. A popular word for gamers in a battle royale game, such as Fortnite, PUBG and also Minecraft (Cuz there’s fall damage). Also a popular term used by Youtubers and Streamers when gets killed by a default skin. ( F**king Jablonoscope me you little s**t).
There is a player in front us, I’m gonna launch pad and 360 Jablonoscope him.
*Dies from fall damage*
*Dies from fall damage*
jablonoscope by JabJabFromFlexTape September 13, 2018
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Bongo Jalongo by the creator of bongo jalongos December 8, 2012
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