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a female who is intelligent, kind, snarky, and humorous. she is quite quick tempered, but has a huge heart.
Jaloni is very funny.
Jaloni by luvurself October 23, 2018
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Jaloni is a guy that will be quiet at first, but once you get to know him, he doesn’t stop. he’s also cute and goofy
girl: damn he fine as hell girl
girl bestfriend: he must be a jaloni
Jaloni by Ghhhjj January 10, 2019
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Jaloni is a guy that will be quiet at first, but once you get to know him, he doesn’t stop talking. he’s also cuteand goofy
girl: damn he fine as hell girl
girl bestfriend: he must be a jaloni
Jaloni by Ghhhjj January 10, 2019
A wonderful man who I loves wwe
Hi my name is jaloni and I love wwe and Roman Reigns
jaloni by Someone who loves wwe December 30, 2016
Noun - Fuckwit or any other derogatory version of Fuckwit.
You are such a Jabonie!!!!
Jabonie by Duke Able January 20, 2015

Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab
connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor
"Mighty Warrior" aka the realest nigga put there. Nobody fucks with Jalani because Jalani is a beast. You mess with Jalani you mess with their crew.
"Damn, he's the Jalani on the block."
"This kingpin is a real Jalani!"
Jalani by I knows November 21, 2014
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B)
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A)
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