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iwack by Shakesmear July 17, 2022
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iJacked
When your e-communication efforts (text/emails/status updates) are thwarted by the auto correct feature on the iPhone, distorting your intended meaning.
person one writing on friends wall: don't forget we have to be at inventory at 7. would you like a ride?
Friend: yeah, thanks for offering. Thanks for the reminder, too. My member doesn't work so well these days. Old Age!
Person one: there's a pill for that:
Friend: Oh damn, my post was iJacked.
Husband: Babe i don't feel like cooking tonight can you bring home some human beef from golden china.
Wife: ewwww
Husband: oh no! HUNAN...i've been iJacked
Friend: yeah, thanks for offering. Thanks for the reminder, too. My member doesn't work so well these days. Old Age!
Person one: there's a pill for that:
Friend: Oh damn, my post was iJacked.
Husband: Babe i don't feel like cooking tonight can you bring home some human beef from golden china.
Wife: ewwww
Husband: oh no! HUNAN...i've been iJacked
iJacked by The Amalamps February 23, 2011
imack studios
imack studios by Isacc big boy November 17, 2019
iWalkin
iWalkin by Yomanizzle June 8, 2009
iWanker
Noun.
person who incessantly plays with their iPhone/iPod, talks about it constantly and takes their obsession far past annoying.
person who incessantly plays with their iPhone/iPod, talks about it constantly and takes their obsession far past annoying.
"iPhones are like penises: they're fun to play with when you're in private, but it's rude to pull 'em out at the dinner table" Tom Gleeson, Good News Week
"My boss is such an iWanker: she just can't stop fiddling with it!"
"My boss is such an iWanker: she just can't stop fiddling with it!"
iWanker by Sensei Thomisan October 3, 2009
Club Iwakuni
A nice place where male service members can lower their standards and compete to dance with females that they would otherwise ignore/ never even look at. Remove the dependents, and you'll find the ratio slip to 25 males for every female. Unless you like sharing, you're better off going elsewhere.
Marine 1: "Hey man, it's Latin Night. Want to go to Club Iwakuni?"
Marine 2: "No thanks, I'd rather sit here and watch Porn."
Marine 1: "Man that's so gay."
Marine 2: "Not as gay as dancing with 12 guys and one girl at the same time."
Marine 2: "No thanks, I'd rather sit here and watch Porn."
Marine 1: "Man that's so gay."
Marine 2: "Not as gay as dancing with 12 guys and one girl at the same time."
Club Iwakuni by Mr. Corporal July 30, 2012
iWanker
Anyone that has an iPhone and thinks that it has any technological advance over a printed yellow pages book is know as an iWanker.
Rajiv is an iWanker
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