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iWank
If Apple acquires Canon all the new range of SLRs will be white, glossy, with a single dial control, HD LCD, heaphones, and called iShoot.
On the other hand if Apple acquires Nikon it will simply be called iWank.
On the other hand if Apple acquires Nikon it will simply be called iWank.
iWank by Sir Knight of 5D Mk II March 11, 2009
iWank
when ones ipod/iphone is filled with porn, to an extent that over 6/8 of the memory is being used for porn
iWank by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010
iWank
An apple ipod/iphone application allowing one to mimic the wanking movement in order to score points.
The longer one keeps up the wanking motion, the higher the score.
Bonus points can be scored from extra techniques such as stroking and shaking the device more rapidly or slowly.
The longer one keeps up the wanking motion, the higher the score.
Bonus points can be scored from extra techniques such as stroking and shaking the device more rapidly or slowly.
iWank
iWank by Kinky Pinky September 13, 2005
Ivanka Head Syndrome
Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.
Ivanka Head Syndrome by beansforbreakfast July 14, 2019
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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