hippapotamus

When I went to the dr the other day the Hippapotamus yelled at me for filling out the forms wrong. I answered her with courageous flatulence.
by Shakesmear May 11, 2022
mugGet the hippapotamusmug.
A loss of consciousness resulting from prolonged overexertion during self-stimulation.
Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time.
by Shakesmear May 13, 2022
mugGet the autoerotic hyperventilationmug.

angrosaxon

White, angry, and typically wealthy individuals filled with entitled rage.
The angrosaxon accused the establishment of serving him filet mignon that was not cooked sous vide, as advertised. By the third time the dish was served with an unmistakable helping of foam ubf (unidentifiable body fluid).
by Shakesmear May 11, 2022
mugGet the angrosaxonmug.

iwack

Being struck by your iPhone while using it in bed. Typically while falling asleep.
Johan got iwacked last night while watching YouTube too late. It was pretty funny.
by Shakesmear July 17, 2022
mugGet the iwackmug.

resort injury

The typically minor injuries one can experience during a tropical vacation. May include Sunburn, sandal blisters, sand in the eyes, and hangovers.
Mila will always get hurt when she goes to Hawaii. Her first day resort injury is typically sunburn. She usual comes back looking like a crippled lobster.
by Shakesmear May 17, 2022
mugGet the resort injurymug.

slender tantrum

Extreme irritability caused by crash dieting and hypoglycemia.
Sheila had a slender tantrum at the office last Friday when she discovered someone had flipped her calendar to the appropriate month. Her supervisor provided her with juice and council.
by Shakesmear May 11, 2022
mugGet the slender tantrummug.

Trubru

Yo trubru, what up? Dat waz da shit yo. Got yo back foreva.
by Shakesmear May 13, 2022
mugGet the Trubrumug.