courageous flatulence

A loud (often foul) retort to an unwarranted accusation.
Mellisa accused me of checking out her bff. While she was in middle of her tirade I answered her with courageous flatulence. She was left stunned, disgusted. The conversation concluded, the day won.
by Shakesmear May 12, 2022
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orgygomy

The Tetris-like positions participants need to assume to fit into a densely packed orgy.
Andy Dick’s last party was in such a small apartment I had to take the L position in the orgygomy.
by Shakesmear May 09, 2022
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Trubru

Yo trubru, what up? Dat waz da shit yo. Got yo back foreva.
by Shakesmear May 13, 2022
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autoerotic hyperventilation

A loss of consciousness resulting from prolonged overexertion during self-stimulation.
Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time.
by Shakesmear May 14, 2022
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hippapotamus

When I went to the dr the other day the Hippapotamus yelled at me for filling out the forms wrong. I answered her with courageous flatulence.
by Shakesmear May 12, 2022
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fix your watch

A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.
A shota Goose takes care of everything. It’ll fix your watch.
by Shakesmear May 14, 2022
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angrosaxon

White, angry, and typically wealthy individuals filled with entitled rage.
The angrosaxon accused the establishment of serving him filet mignon that was not cooked sous vide, as advertised. By the third time the dish was served with an unmistakable helping of foam ubf (unidentifiable body fluid).
by Shakesmear May 12, 2022
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