Mellisa accused me of checking out her bff. While she was in middle of her tirade I answered her with courageous flatulence. She was left stunned, disgusted. The conversation concluded, the day won.
by Shakesmear May 12, 2022
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by Shakesmear May 13, 2022
Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time.
by Shakesmear May 14, 2022
When I went to the dr the other day the Hippapotamus yelled at me for filling out the forms wrong. I answered her with courageous flatulence.
by Shakesmear May 12, 2022
A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.
by Shakesmear May 14, 2022
The angrosaxon accused the establishment of serving him filet mignon that was not cooked sous vide, as advertised. By the third time the dish was served with an unmistakable helping of foam ubf (unidentifiable body fluid).
by Shakesmear May 12, 2022