When I went to the dr the other day the Hippapotamus yelled at me for filling out the forms wrong. I answered her with courageous flatulence.
by Shakesmear May 11, 2022

Mellisa accused me of checking out her bff. While she was in middle of her tirade I answered her with courageous flatulence. She was left stunned, disgusted. The conversation concluded, the day won.
by Shakesmear May 11, 2022

Sheila had a slender tantrum at the office last Friday when she discovered someone had flipped her calendar to the appropriate month. Her supervisor provided her with juice and council.
by Shakesmear May 11, 2022

by Shakesmear May 08, 2022

Yo best homie. BFF.
by Shakesmear May 13, 2022

Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.
by Shakesmear May 18, 2022

Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time.
by Shakesmear May 13, 2022
