hippapotamus

When I went to the dr the other day the Hippapotamus yelled at me for filling out the forms wrong. I answered her with courageous flatulence.
by Shakesmear May 11, 2022
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courageous flatulence

A loud (often foul) retort to an unwarranted accusation.
Mellisa accused me of checking out her bff. While she was in middle of her tirade I answered her with courageous flatulence. She was left stunned, disgusted. The conversation concluded, the day won.
by Shakesmear May 11, 2022
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slender tantrum

Extreme irritability caused by crash dieting and hypoglycemia.
Sheila had a slender tantrum at the office last Friday when she discovered someone had flipped her calendar to the appropriate month. Her supervisor provided her with juice and council.
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orgygomy

The Tetris-like positions participants need to assume to fit into a densely packed orgy.
Andy Dick’s last party was in such a small apartment I had to take the L position in the orgygomy.
by Shakesmear May 08, 2022
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Trubru

Yo trubru, what up? Dat waz da shit yo. Got yo back foreva.
by Shakesmear May 13, 2022
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Grossmesser

Noun
1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.

2.slang; penis
Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.
by Shakesmear May 18, 2022
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autoerotic hyperventilation

A loss of consciousness resulting from prolonged overexertion during self-stimulation.
Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time.
by Shakesmear May 13, 2022
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