Definitions by Shakesmear

iwack 

Being struck by your iPhone while using it in bed. Typically while falling asleep.

Johan got iwacked last night while watching YouTube too late. It was pretty funny.

iwack by Shakesmear July 17, 2022

Grossmesser 

Noun
1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.

2.slang; penis

Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.

Grossmesser by Shakesmear May 18, 2022

resort injury 

The typically minor injuries one can experience during a tropical vacation. May include Sunburn, sandal blisters, sand in the eyes, and hangovers.

Mila will always get hurt when she goes to Hawaii. Her first day resort injury is typically sunburn. She usual comes back looking like a crippled lobster.

resort injury by Shakesmear May 17, 2022

fix your watch 

A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.

A shota Goose takes care of everything. It’ll fix your watch.

fix your watch by Shakesmear May 13, 2022

autoerotic hyperventilation 

A loss of consciousness resulting from prolonged overexertion during self-stimulation.

Tony suffered from autoerotic hyperventilation every time he watched a Dua Lipa video. He hit his head pretty badly last time.

autoerotic hyperventilation by Shakesmear May 13, 2022

Trubru 

Yo best homie. BFF.

Yo trubru, what up? Dat waz da shit yo. Got yo back foreva.

Trubru by Shakesmear May 13, 2022

courageous flatulence 

A loud (often foul) retort to an unwarranted accusation.

Mellisa accused me of checking out her bff. While she was in middle of her tirade I answered her with courageous flatulence. She was left stunned, disgusted. The conversation concluded, the day won.

courageous flatulence by Shakesmear May 11, 2022