person one writing on friends wall: don't forget we have to be at inventory at 7. would you like a ride?

Friend: yeah, thanks for offering. Thanks for the reminder, too. My member doesn't work so well these days. Old Age!

Person one: there's a pill for that:

Friend: Oh damn, my post was iJacked.

Husband: Babe i don't feel like cooking tonight can you bring home some human beef from golden china.

Wife: ewwww

Husband: oh no! HUNAN...i've been iJacked

I've been jabbed

I paid for my 3 rolled taco combo with my credit card, and the cashier stole my credit card number and I-jacked my identity.

When I wasn't looking, my best friend iJacked my phone and sent a text to my wife telling her she was ugly.

We were listening to K&D when Igor totally i-jacked our air buzz and played Maroon 5 all night.

I left my ipod laying around and it was ijacked!

Dude, did you get my message?
Nah man, my phone is iJacked!

Nuff said.