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An overly popular invention that has infected not only the minds of Millennials and younger, but especially young females and teenage girls. In this modern day and age, if you walk into a public school, airport, or any busy place, chances are very likely that you will see more females using an iPhone -- either checking Facebook/Twitter/Instagram, taking photos/videos of themselves and posting them on said websites, playing games, or just holding it for no apparent reason -- than males.

Along with the iPad, the iPhone is known for becoming every modern young child's "pet toy" when they are away from their residence, and is replacing what has existed in life since the days of yore: books, newspapers, magazines, and even television.
Traditionalist Person: Can't you keep your iPhone in your purse? I can't stand seeing you carry it in your hand all the freaking time!
by nughettorund December 10, 2015
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Steve: I just bought the new Iphone!
Carol: That overpriced piece of shit?
Steve: I should've just bought a Nokia.
by patolaa March 07, 2014
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Dumb piece of metal bought by millennials cause they think it's cool.
Kayla-Omg! I got the new iPhone!!! Xoxoxo I can't believe it!

Sam-Yea well they gonna release a new one next week.
by Gold Teeth October 31, 2017
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A phone that seems over-rated and foolish, until you buy it and realize you wasted $400 more than you had to, only to come addicted to a tiny screen all day and you know that it's definitely over-rated.
PersonA:I'm gonna go buy a new phone.

PersonB:You better not buy an iPhone.

PersonA:nahh I don't have money for that.

*two hours later*

PersonA:OMG LOL I LOVEEEE MY NEW IPHONE

PersonB:No-_-
by An iPhone owner October 20, 2013
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A cell phone that adds "new" features once a year and calls them innovative. Most of these features are not new or innovative but rather common on other phones.
Apple: This new iPhone will have voice chat! You'll be able to connect on a totally new level you've never been able to experience before!
Sane person: Didn't Nokia, Palm, Motorola, and Sony all have this, like, 3 years ago?
Apple: ....NOT LIKE THIS! INNOVATION!
by Matt..... June 21, 2010
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(noun) a device used for everything but calling people.
A man walks in a bar with his iphone... He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking 'the music is loud no one will hear' So he farts... When he looks around, everyone's staring at him Then he realises... He was listening to his iphone with headphones.
by tha_m3th0d February 22, 2012
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A certain device that hinders discourse. In social gatherings, people who do not have iPhones are often virtually excommunicated.
Non-iPhone User: Hey guys? ...guys? I'm over here.

iPhone Users: dude, shut the fuck up. can't you see we're on our iPhones?
by Disco Francisco February 10, 2013
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