iWanker

Noun.
person who incessantly plays with their iPhone/iPod, talks about it constantly and takes their obsession far past annoying.

"iPhones are like penises: they're fun to play with when you're in private, but it's rude to pull 'em out at the dinner table" Tom Gleeson, Good News Week

"My boss is such an iWanker: she just can't stop fiddling with it!"

by Sensei Thomisan October 3, 2009

iWanker

Anyone that has an iPhone and thinks that it has any technological advance over a printed yellow pages book is know as an iWanker.

Rajiv is an iWanker

by xwagon September 14, 2009

Iowanker

A person who lives in Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such an Iowanker.

by Heather May 13, 2005

Iowanker

A person who lives in the state of Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such a wanker.

by Heather May 13, 2005

Ivanker

People who like to get IVANKA trending on Twitter are known as:

Ivankers (see wanker)

British slang for Democrat idiot or fool. A leftist reprobate.

"Get away from me you bloody Ivanker! You didn't say a word when Chelsea was stinking up the place."

Those bloody Ivankers are at it again. Where were they when Chelsea Clinton was in charge of money for charities?

by Del Ritchie April 28, 2022