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iJack 

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To iJack is to share earphones with a fellow friend, deciding that you don't like that particular song or have come to believe that you've heard better songs in your time and change the song without the permission of the owner or to walk past a friend that is listening to an ipod, and take it from their hand.
Person A: *listening to iPod*
Person B: *takes iPod*
Person A: Bro, that was poker face
Person B: *listening to iPod*- shouts "iJacked!"
iJack by Angelina Brolie-Hamish:) January 27, 2010
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iJack 

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When you hand someone your phone to show them a picture and they proceed to go back through all your other pictures.
I wanted to show my girlfriend a picture of the beach, but she iJacked my phone and went over all my old pictures, and my texts too!
iJack by jh241d September 9, 2013
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iJack 

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to commandeer someone else's iPod in order to critically peruse their library and publicly broadcast music
or
to force someone to listen to a song/songs/entire albums on your own iPod, making them continue to listen even when they are trying to politely refuse, because you are simply determined to exemplify how AWESOME this song/band/album is.
You: "Hey, hey listen to this-"
Me: "ah, no, it's ok,"
You: "No seriously, listen, its the BEST song."
Me:"...Alright...." *pause* "yeah, cool."
You: "Nonono, you gotta listen to it til the end."
Me: "um.... no, i think i get it..."
=totally iJacked!
iJack by knifewounds August 5, 2008

ijack 

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to hijack a conversation and turn it into all about you
"I was talking to Alex about the Olympics but then he ijacked the convo and told me about his new car."

"I tried to talk about the math exam but he ijacked me and told me about his new phone from eBay."
ijack by smithslapper January 12, 2009

Ijack 

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A form of retard/idiot or when someone does something stupid, it originated in Saint Josephs College Weed Heads for 2 very autistic children. these people would make fun of these retards calling them Ijaaack with an autistic tint to there voices.
E.g If someone says whats 2 plus 2 you would respond come on Ijack .
Ijack by MrMoje May 24, 2018

Ethan Ijack 

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The best human being on earth he just is he has a best friend named evan andtwo good friends named Isaac and Slava and a pervy "friend" named Arman. Also arman if u r reading this fuck you
Arman: lalaLALALALALALALALALAla
Ethan:Fuck
Arman:ethan is the best that is the pure definition
Isaac: CLassic Ethan Ijack
Ethan Ijack by POOPOO,EW April 8, 2022

iJacked 

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When your e-communication efforts (text/emails/status updates) are thwarted by the auto correct feature on the iPhone, distorting your intended meaning.
person one writing on friends wall: don't forget we have to be at inventory at 7. would you like a ride?

Friend: yeah, thanks for offering. Thanks for the reminder, too. My member doesn't work so well these days. Old Age!

Person one: there's a pill for that:

Friend: Oh damn, my post was iJacked.

Husband: Babe i don't feel like cooking tonight can you bring home some human beef from golden china.

Wife: ewwww

Husband: oh no! HUNAN...i've been iJacked
iJacked by The Amalamps February 23, 2011
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