instabear
instabear by Nickels freeman August 27, 2019
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Instahard
For a male penis to go from a state of softness or relaxation to a state of an uncontrollable erection in the penis.
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.
A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.
A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).
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Instabam
Since “pandemic life” has so radically changed our social lives, his favorite online activity is now the Instabam!
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InstaBeef
Beef or some form of aggression/hate, between 2 people, formed from an argument or insulting comment on Instagram or any other social media.
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Instablast
1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.
2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.
2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.
It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.
Instablast by joshuaware January 25, 2016
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