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Instabeef 

The act of instantaneously beefing someone after some nigga makes genuine conversation. Usually involves a human of the female gender.
Guy 1: Mad wheels dude!
Girl: BULLSHIT. GO FUCK YOURSELF! THIS MAN IS TALKING TO ME PURELY PROFESSIONALLY

Guy 2: Ma nigga! Looks like a serious case of some instabeef here!
Guy 1: I know man, I'm out!
Instabeef by nig4eva January 20, 2013

instabeat 

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!
Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
instabeat by cole199, bribarian February 9, 2009

instabeat 

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!
Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
instabeat by killacole/bribarian February 18, 2009

instabear 

When a guy on Instagram is big (preferably with hair) and large muscles
After non stop posting of his shirtless pics, Jerry became an instabear
instabear by Nickels freeman August 27, 2019

instabeat 

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!
Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
instabeat by cole p February 5, 2009

instabae 

Yo jake did you get nudes from your instabae
instabae by XxbaexX April 2, 2015
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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