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Instablast

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.
It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.
by joshuaware January 25, 2016
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Instablast

v. to feel an immediate and mutual suspicion or dislike for someone you have just met
I can tell by his smug face that we aren’t going to get along. He’s on instablast.
by seeyounextwednesday September 17, 2016
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Installation art that provides the participant with an experience of their own death, with a variety of “final moments themes” to choose from.
For my installation death experience, I will roll the dice, just as I do in life, and see what theme is chosen for me by fate!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019
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installation fart exhibit

An art exhibit providing the brave participant with an opportunity to indulge in a rich olfactory immersive event of horrifically putrid flatulence unparalleled in the real world.
My anosmic friend gently escorted me into the sealed installation fart exhibit chamber, smiling like a ninny the whole time, and it wasn’t until she was literally crying with laughter that I fully understood what I had done.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019
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installation fuck

An installation art exhibit experience in which you participate by entering the artspace, a large cube, and then have sex with the artist in the name of art rather than illicit sex.
My daughter was thinking of going to a brothel for women but stumbled upon this wildly sexy artist up in San Francisco who offered a respectable artistic experience called an “installation fuck“ instead!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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installation

The act of the male sex organ penetrating the female sex organ, thus installing it inside the girl.
"Houston, we have lowered our shields and are ready for installation!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005
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Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014
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