When anything instantly appears. My friends 4 year old daughter coined this term and has been used profusley since then( 4 years ago).
by rebeccagood42 July 15, 2009
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Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.
A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.
A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).
by Vinni-V February 16, 2010
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We were riding in the car and my wife let out an Instafart making it hard to keep my eyes from watering.
by Willybeee August 16, 2014
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by legal4s April 14, 2021
Get the Instacart mug.mostly effects kids/teens around the age of 11-15 mostly white and only listens to billie eyelash and kpop this is actually dangerous cause these kids like to sexualize themselves on instagram witch attracts pedos if you see one of these accounts witch if you use instagram YOU WILL make sure you report it for their safety
InstaTard:omg i have 500 followers
logical person:you should delete those sexualized pictures half your followers are probably pedos
InstaTard : yoU aRe JuST JelLY
logical person:you should delete those sexualized pictures half your followers are probably pedos
InstaTard : yoU aRe JuST JelLY
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by PostingInPortland October 30, 2013
Get the instappropriate mug.While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!
Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."
Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"
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