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Shirtless Bobby
A shirtless Bobby is a double vodka tonic with limes and is only drank by the coolest most metal shirtless sexy ripped corner dwellers at the bar.
Bartender: What can I get for ya?
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?
Ex 2::
Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"
Customer: I'll take a Shirtless Bobby.
Bartender: Sure, one lime or 2?
Ex 2::
Person A:: "Dude I got so fucked up on Shirtless Bobbies last night."
Person B:: "oh man, they get ya every time!"
Shirtless Bobby by Shirtless Bobby February 19, 2014
shirtless shit
When you are taking a shit and are forced to remove your shirt because you are so hot and the poop is just not flowing freely.
Tom: Dude...worst afternoon.
Matt: Whys that dude?
Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.
Matt: Whys that dude?
Tom: I had to take a shirtless shit because it just got too intense in there.
shirtless shit by Professor Pod July 9, 2011
Shirtless old man
You are supposed to post a picture of a shirtless old man as a comment when you have nothing nice to say.
Shirtless old man by Holliday Fartcruise May 30, 2020
Shirtless Sam
a scrawny little hipster twerp that nicknames himself Shirtless Sam for playing co-ed softball topless because he wouldn't be distinguishable as a male without showing his disgusting amounts of chest hair. He is know for throwing temper tantrums at the opposing team, as well as members of his own team or any umpire that dares to upset his fragile ego, which may or may not result in him walking out mid-game to "cool off". And watch out young steeds, as he also can be seen making sloppy plays in order to assault male players on opposing teams, leading to doubts of his sexual persuasion. This confusion could also be the root to all of that anger and frustration.
Shirtless Sam by The rest of NYC September 13, 2010
Shirtless Mike
Shirtless mike is the neighborhood dad that always likes to take off his shirt no matter the situation. He always enjoys mowing his lawn twice a week as an excuse to take off his shirt. What ever you do, do not test shirtless mike. If you do, he will run you over with his limited edition custom painted modded high-speed accelerated 2019 Chevrolet Camaro 2.3 He also has the laugh of a demonic baby getting baptized on Jesus birthday.
Kid 1: Is shirtless Mike mowing his yard again?
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*
Kid 2: Yeah, that's three days in a row!
kid 1: but its in the middle of December??
Shirtless mike: *turns head and looks a kids* grasses won't cut the self *slow deep demonic laugh*
kid 1 and 2 haha *RUNS*
Shirtless Mike by The real alcoholic July 31, 2019
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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