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Instacall 

Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Calling" an opponents bet. An instacall is commonly seen against a very weak opponent, one that may have exhibited some sort of tell (ie leaning backwards or forwards in chair, checking hole cards), or just against a complete superdonk that has been bluffing at pots with deuce-seven all night. Term also implies that the player has absolutely no respect at all for the raise his opponent puts in.
You: You're damn right that was a big raise, and if you come over the top I'll instacall your lyin ass
Opponent: "I'm All..."
You: "CALL"
*Opponent: (muck)
Instacall by mcchris June 20, 2008

Instablast 

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.
It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.
Instablast by joshuaware January 25, 2016
Isaballs is an emotional wreck. She is a fun person to be around but she has like no friends. What is going on like tf?

She is a well know balls lover and arsonist.
Stan Isaballs the beloved

Installshield 

A piece of shit install program used by many game companies to install their games onto PCs. Goes slow as hell and does much unecessary "unpacking" and other random shit and just goes extremely slow and crashes and is just plain shit.
Installshield: A real fucking winner
and how long does it take to install a 140MB demo? *sigh*
Installshield by CAPTAIN February 23, 2005

Instablista 

Burning yourself with something so hot that it instantly becomes a blister.
*burns self with caramel from caramel apple getting an instant blister* HOLY POO I GOT AN INSTABLISTA!!!
Instablista by TayNation July 11, 2010

Instablast 

v. to feel an immediate and mutual suspicion or dislike for someone you have just met
I can tell by his smug face that we aren’t going to get along. He’s on instablast.
Instablast by seeyounextwednesday September 17, 2016