I knew I was suffering from instacurity when I strategically timed when I was going to post on Twitter to ensure the most retweets, once even tweeting from a funeral because I didn’t want to miss that “peak” time. I’m sure my late aunt would have understood.
Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Calling" an opponents bet. An instacall is commonly seen against a very weak opponent, one that may have exhibited some sort of tell (ie leaning backwards or forwards in chair, checking hole cards), or just against a complete superdonk that has been bluffing at pots with deuce-seven all night. Term also implies that the player has absolutely no respect at all for the raise his opponent puts in.
You: You're damn right that was a big raise, and if you come over the top I'll instacall your lyin ass
Opponent: "I'm All..."
You: "CALL"
*Opponent: (muck)
For a male penis to go from a state of softness or relaxation to a state of an uncontrollable erection in the penis.
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.
A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).