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Instabam

Slang for jacking off to someone’s image and comments on Instagram.
Since “pandemic life” has so radically changed our social lives, his favorite online activity is now the Instabam!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2020
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Instafamous

A person who's famous on the popular app Instagram because they have thousands of followers. Person is usually a pretty girl who posts a thousand pictures of her face or whatever food she's eating. May include pictures of other people's food
That girl's instafamous, she's got like 10k followers!
by Big Daddy N September 25, 2012
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Instafamous

Coined by the website instafamous.pro and their hashtag #instafamous it refers to gaining a mass amount of followers on the Instagram app so that you become bit of a celebrity on the app.
I want to get 100,000 followers so I can be Instafamous.
by Mr Victorious June 9, 2016
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Instafamous

Instafamous is where women usually suckers guys off of dating sites to follow their Instagram so they get more likes and feel better about themselves. In reality they all post the same exact things and their life isn’t as exciting as they make it seem.
If Instagram were to shut down tomorrow all these women would go from instafamous to instanobody and have to get a real job.
by Unknown reaper7 April 28, 2019
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Instagame

verb/noun
The game instagrammers play in order to gain more followers/likes. Common tactics include following your prey until they follow you back and then promptly unfollowing them or using hashtags such as #follow4follow and #like4like. Another example would be asking someone to follow you and then not following them back after they have followed you.
verb:
Taras: "Hey Tim, I got Carolyn to follow me."
Tim: "Careful she doesn't instagame you. Shes a beezy."

noun:
Taras: "Tim, I lost a follower!"
Tim: "Dat Instagame doe."
by Taras M December 11, 2012
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Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.
As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.
by Termy August 3, 2007
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Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.
Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"
by Rustysweatshirt May 9, 2014
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