1.) A
story or explanation that is simple for
one but may be difficult to follow for others.
2.) A story or explanation that may be full of half truths or whole lies depending upon the teller of
said story and whether they can remember what lies they’ve told in the past.
My family
tree is kind of a hootenberry; my mom’
s sister was married to my
dad’s cousin but then they divorced and now her sister is married to his
uncle so all the cousins on that side are kissing cousins twice removed.
2.)” My followers on YouTube are mostly haters because they want me to fail. I was just reading in the comments yesterday that everyone said they were waiting for me to die.”
“Actually they said if you
don’t change your lifestyle you won’t have much longer to live…how can you keep telling all these hootenberries?!”