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hootan

A famous bus driver who likes to sleep a lot.
Ash: Where is hootan?
Sam: Hes still sleeping
by Corves November 24, 2021
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Hootenberry

1.) A story or explanation that is simple for one but may be difficult to follow for others.

2.) A story or explanation that may be full of half truths or whole lies depending upon the teller of said story and whether they can remember what lies they’ve told in the past.
My family tree is kind of a hootenberry; my mom’s sister was married to my dad’s cousin but then they divorced and now her sister is married to his uncle so all the cousins on that side are kissing cousins twice removed.

2.)” My followers on YouTube are mostly haters because they want me to fail. I was just reading in the comments yesterday that everyone said they were waiting for me to die.”

“Actually they said if you don’t change your lifestyle you won’t have much longer to live…how can you keep telling all these hootenberries?!”
by Madam.J June 17, 2021
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Hootenberry

I had a hootenberry situation tonight. I noticed Becky glaring at me from across the apartment and realized that she could never support me.
by cooldudecahson August 12, 2021
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hobotang

An able-bodied freeloader. A capable person who nonetheless behaves like a hobo.

(As made popular by the Walking the Room podcast, featuring Greg Behrendt and Dave Anthony)
The hobotang next door keeps stealing oranges from our neighbor's tree.

Hobotang dad wasn't feeling well, so his wife drove the car home after she gave birth.
by randallion June 2, 2011
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Hooman

A mispelled word for human, mostly used when a cat "complains" to its human owner, or doing unusual stuffs
Look hooman! I sleep on ur bed so ur gurlfrend iz sneezing wen she iz wit u
by DogeItensifies March 18, 2015
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Hootenberry

A word which is simultaneously a noun, verb and an adjective. This word is used in reply to something you did not find funny at all but must pretend you did because you are extremely obnoxious, preferably said with a deadpan face. Users of this word are generally extremely unfunny.
Person 1: I cannot go through with this engagement, you are slowly killing yourself and I am breaking up with you

Person 2: Thats a hootenberry
by DestinyandDana August 10, 2021
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hoonanery

A large commotion. People acting in a ridiculous manner.
I will not be involved with such hoonanery!
by Andy J. Robertson November 16, 2006
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