A mispelled word for human, mostly used when a cat "complains" to its human owner, or doing unusual stuffs
Look hooman! I sleep on ur bed so ur gurlfrend iz sneezing wen she iz wit u
by DogeItensifies March 17, 2015
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Hooman is often what pets say instead of human. They usually use it when there asking for something from you.🐶🐱🐹
by Greencat38 October 27, 2020
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Hooman is human in dog language
Doggie 1 "my hooman is coot"
Doggie 2 "no my hooman is cootest
by Ilovejakeandloganpauler February 05, 2019
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A miswritten word of "human" usually used by parrots when talking about their owner.
by HoosierGamer November 13, 2018
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The actual definition is that it's a name for some Persian men, but it's now more commonly used as a substitute for human, used by animals like dogs, cats, and apparently parrots. It's actually a very cute way of saying it, especially if you use it with a cute voice.
Zis hooman be useless - he will not give meh le cookies.
by Kitsune Aya February 10, 2020
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A guy who is usually Persian and is quite nice. He tends to be a bit arrogant but is sweet at the end of the day.
Hooman is a good sport.
by Raven cloak January 02, 2018
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A man with a VERY giant penis.
hey i dont think i can go to work today...i got recked by a Hooman last night
by rowfoiowrfjwo October 28, 2010
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