Hootenberry

1.) A story or explanation that is simple for one but may be difficult to follow for others.

2.) A story or explanation that may be full of half truths or whole lies depending upon the teller of said story and whether they can remember what lies they’ve told in the past.

My family tree is kind of a hootenberry; my mom’s sister was married to my dad’s cousin but then they divorced and now her sister is married to his uncle so all the cousins on that side are kissing cousins twice removed.

2.)” My followers on YouTube are mostly haters because they want me to fail. I was just reading in the comments yesterday that everyone said they were waiting for me to die.”

“Actually they said if you don’t change your lifestyle you won’t have much longer to live…how can you keep telling all these hootenberries?!”

Hootenberry by Madam.J June 17, 2021

Hootenberry

Something crazy or hard to believe

I had a hootenberry situation tonight. I noticed Becky glaring at me from across the apartment and realized that she could never support me.

Hootenberry by cooldudecahson August 12, 2021

Hootenberry

A word which is simultaneously a noun, verb and an adjective. This word is used in reply to something you did not find funny at all but must pretend you did because you are extremely obnoxious, preferably said with a deadpan face. Users of this word are generally extremely unfunny.

Person 1: I cannot go through with this engagement, you are slowly killing yourself and I am breaking up with you

Person 2: Thats a hootenberry

Hootenberry by DestinyandDana August 10, 2021

Hootenberry

It is an adjective.
It is a noun.
It is a verb.
It is a exclamation.
It is a name.
It’s a feeling.
It’s a quote.
A hootenberry is a feeling. A whole hootenberry is like the true meaning of hootenberry.

HOOTENBERRY IS EVERYTHING!

That’s a whole hootenberry for sure!

Hootenberry by CriscoBabe August 3, 2021

hoonberry

Some one who drives a vehicle such as a motorcar dangerously by speeding or doing burnouts etc., synonymous with hoon

The senior citizen motorist had to pull over to the shoulder to make way for a speeding hoonberry to drive past.

hoonberry by Vizzerdrikz November 2, 2010

hockenberry 

honkey white male, usually of Southern descent, who is familiar with life in the 'hood.
Not a redneck , or a biggot, rather, chooses for himself who he shall hate.

Because he's a hockenberry, he understands what it's like to get dressed by candlelight because the light bill didn't get paid.

hockenberry by Buck Rainmaker November 26, 2006

Hockenberry snarl 

See base word. Hockenberry

An over exaggerated reaction or response. Usually shown in anger or frustration not equating the situation at hand

Chris was tired so the Hockenberry Snarl was an overreaction to the situation.

Hockenberry snarl by Sancho22 May 7, 2022