homdy 

How city people say howdy. Homie + Howdy = Homdy

Andrew is a city person who say homdy

homdy by Homdy February 2, 2021

Howdy Booty Time 

Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.

The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.

This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.

The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.

This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.

Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.

The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.

NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.

NEVER!!!!!!!!

WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?

HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!

Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!

Howdy Booty Time by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 20, 2023

Hood Howdy 

Your first sexual assault experience on Fort Hood.

Aww man now we're going to have more SHARP classes. I can't believe PVT Johnson got his first Hood Howdy this weekend!

Hood Howdy by Muncha mucuchi February 3, 2021

homey hopper 

A slutty girl who has sex with the majority of your male friends. She "hops" from friend to friend.

Now she fucked HIM??? She is such a homey hopper!!!

homey hopper by dabigcheese November 5, 2003

homeyopathic 

adj: psychopathic rage against family, friends, or neighbors

The autopsy proved it wasn't drugs, but a tumor that caused him to turn all homeyopathic.

homeyopathic by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 11, 2013

straight cash, homey 

The means by which Randy Moss pays his bills.

Reporter: "Write the check yet, Randy?"

Moss: "When you're rich, you don't write checks."

Reporter: "If you don't write checks, how do you pay these guys?"

Moss: "Straight cash, homey."

straight cash, homey by seanmccallum December 19, 2007