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hoezoned by zen habibi March 4, 2018
hobonero
n. 1. a sexy boyfriend who capitalizes on his good looks to mooch off his girlfriend/s. 2. a good looking man who hangs around bars and entices women to buy him drinks.
"Man, Rico Suave over there just scored another free drink from that cougar...whatta hobonero!"
"Why dontcha quit being a hobonero, and stop taking money from your girlfiend's purse?"
"Why dontcha quit being a hobonero, and stop taking money from your girlfiend's purse?"
hobonero by Nickilicious January 6, 2008
Heeboner
The term commonly used by fangirls and fanboys in the Kim Heechul (member of famous korean boy band, Super Junior) fandom.
Kim Heechul's fans often get a Heeboner when they see him.
See also Heechul
Kim Heechul's fans often get a Heeboner when they see him.
See also Heechul
hoezone
area populated by women who give it up easily i.e club or bar.can also be a designated part of ones house or property i.e my boat, my bedroom etc to convey pimp status for themselves.
1.
guy: yo we gonna hit up that new club "wet vajayjay"?
guy#2: hell yea i heard its a true hoezone!!!
2.
guy: well this is my king size bed or how i like to call it the "hoezone"
3.
guy#1: i couldve sworn john was right next to me ?
guy#2: he was ....
guy#1: hes over there look hes dancing with 4 chicks !!
guy#2: oh snap he found the hoezone!!!!
guy: yo we gonna hit up that new club "wet vajayjay"?
guy#2: hell yea i heard its a true hoezone!!!
2.
guy: well this is my king size bed or how i like to call it the "hoezone"
3.
guy#1: i couldve sworn john was right next to me ?
guy#2: he was ....
guy#1: hes over there look hes dancing with 4 chicks !!
guy#2: oh snap he found the hoezone!!!!
hombone
A homosexual male who exhibits the aesthetic qualities of a hambone, including, but not limited to: collar popping, frequent tanning (often indoors) and excessive gym usage.
Hey, look at those hombones. I bet they're going to pop a lot more than collars tonight!
Hombone 1: Hey sweetums, wanna fool around?
Hombone 2: No, I gotta go to the gym. I shit you not, I just started a new cycle of 'roids.
Hombone 1: And I haven't worked my pecs in 3 days! What was I thinking? We can pound ass later!
Hombone 2: Yeah, let's go.
Hombone 1: You can't leave the house like that!
Hombone 2: Like what?
Hombone 1: Your collar's not popped!
Hombone 2: Sweet jesus.
Hombone 1: Hey sweetums, wanna fool around?
Hombone 2: No, I gotta go to the gym. I shit you not, I just started a new cycle of 'roids.
Hombone 1: And I haven't worked my pecs in 3 days! What was I thinking? We can pound ass later!
Hombone 2: Yeah, let's go.
Hombone 1: You can't leave the house like that!
Hombone 2: Like what?
Hombone 1: Your collar's not popped!
Hombone 2: Sweet jesus.