hombone

A homosexual male who exhibits the aesthetic qualities of a hambone, including, but not limited to: collar popping, frequent tanning (often indoors) and excessive gym usage.

Hey, look at those hombones. I bet they're going to pop a lot more than collars tonight!

Hombone 1: Hey sweetums, wanna fool around?
Hombone 2: No, I gotta go to the gym. I shit you not, I just started a new cycle of 'roids.
Hombone 1: And I haven't worked my pecs in 3 days! What was I thinking? We can pound ass later!
Hombone 2: Yeah, let's go.
Hombone 1: You can't leave the house like that!
Hombone 2: Like what?
Hombone 1: Your collar's not popped!
Hombone 2: Sweet jesus.

by Szatty January 16, 2006

Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality

Verb; The act of having sex with a dead animal of your same gender, while it is being electricuted, in water, to the point that is catches fire.

Hey that sick bastard is into Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality, you can tell by his smell and the constant puddles he's leaving.

by Malk December 21, 2005

hamboned

inebriated; inappropriately wasted

I got so hamboned with Joe last night, I don't even remember how I got home.

by mlehoopah June 2, 2010

homobone

noun: an erection of the penis caused by a sexual attraction to another man

Oh man, Stuart is giving me a total homobone.

by Lance of France November 17, 2011

Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac

Correct Pronunciation:
Ho-mo-nee-kro-arahk-no-peh-do-pie-roh-feel-ee-oh-bi-ak.

Someone who has sexual intercourse with dead juvenile spiders of the same sex while they are on fire.

"You're retarded!"

"Oh yeah? Well, you're a Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac! What now??"

by Karisa. December 9, 2008

homonecropedopyrobestiality

When one has sex with a burning, dead, young animal of the same sex.

Wow, Dave has been having sex with a lot of burning, dead, young, male animals. I don't know why he is into that homonecropedopyrobestiality. At least he's not humping dead chicks anymore.

by Dr. Mark Soto April 10, 2008

homoness

Describing a person or an action done with flaming gay qualities.

Wow Chuck nice pink shirt, your homoness will never cease to amaze me.

by SamK September 7, 2008