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When a homeless man is aroused and becomes tumescent, he has achieved a hoboner;

or

When a man desires to become intimate with a street person;
This guy on the subway was totally starring at me, and it was like so disgusting. I think he had a hoboner!

You know that chick who lives in the Frigidaire box behind the upholstery shop? Man, have I got a hoboner for her!
hoboner by Hobo Bidet March 27, 2011
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Hobovertising 

Advertising utilizing the homeless as sign posts or walking billboards.
Hobovertising is a cheap way to advertise.
Hobovertising by |3(-N M January 2, 2009
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A sexy mfker called habbibah and people make fun of her name because they wish that they were her. Haboner is her nickname made by the one and only ZAHRAH 🙈
Hows haboner today?
Haboner is so pretty
haboner by .....x..... December 20, 2020
something nameless, visceral, and able to be literally or figuratively chewed upon.
interjection: "Hooners!"
hooners by beand May 26, 2010

Hoboerotica 

(n) disturbing category of pornography specifically devoted to homeless people having sex.
I went to the porn store the other day and all they had was that damn hoboerotica!
Hoboerotica by Jordan G. January 19, 2008
The act of being like a hobo, bum, or a homeless man/woman.
Toan! Pull up your pants! We don't like your hoboness!
hoboness by Ydna nda Naot April 11, 2014

hobonero 

n. 1. a sexy boyfriend who capitalizes on his good looks to mooch off his girlfriend/s. 2. a good looking man who hangs around bars and entices women to buy him drinks.
"Man, Rico Suave over there just scored another free drink from that cougar...whatta hobonero!"

"Why dontcha quit being a hobonero, and stop taking money from your girlfiend's purse?"
hobonero by Nickilicious January 6, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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