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When a homeless man is aroused and becomes tumescent, he has achieved a hoboner;

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When a man desires to become intimate with a street person;
This guy on the subway was totally starring at me, and it was like so disgusting. I think he had a hoboner!

You know that chick who lives in the Frigidaire box behind the upholstery shop? Man, have I got a hoboner for her!
by Hobo Bidet March 10, 2011
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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A homosexual boner. A boner for girls. Usually gay people get the boner.
Guy: dayum! That girl is H-O-T!
Girl: I just got a hoboner from her sexy body!
by That.one.thang October 20, 2011
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