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Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.
Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen
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noun: mooch; plural noun: mooches

A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
"I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!"

"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."

"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
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A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.
"Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
by Anonymous July 09, 2003
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Someone who takes and takes but never gives. They could take food, money or anything that you give them but never give you anything in return.
Aaron is such a moocher. He keeps asking me for money and never drops a penny!
by KelKell August 18, 2009
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Unit of measurement to describe a length of 10 days. Based off of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's embarrassing 10 day stint as the White House Communications Director before being fired.

Can also be used in replace of "one to two weeks".
Ill be on vacation for a mooch, just email me.
Your order will be shipped in about a mooch.
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Mooch is when you do something for no real reason or you just aimlessly carry out tasks subconsiously.
I was in my room just having a mooch.

I wasn't really doing anything, just mooching around

We mooched around the mall for a bit.
by James2968 February 10, 2011
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Someone who invites you over only if you have weed for them to smoke and beer for them to drink.
regular person - "What are you doing tonight"
mooch- "Uh nothing, just sitting watching lost by myself."
regular- "oh that's cool i gotta cash my paycheck"
mooch- "COME OVER AFTERWARDS!!!!! LET'S SMOKE!"

wash rinse repeat.
by beansbeans123 June 16, 2010
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