hobonero

n. 1. a sexy boyfriend who capitalizes on his good looks to mooch off his girlfriend/s. 2. a good looking man who hangs around bars and entices women to buy him drinks.

"Man, Rico Suave over there just scored another free drink from that cougar...whatta hobonero!"

"Why dontcha quit being a hobonero, and stop taking money from your girlfiend's purse?"

by Nickilicious January 6, 2008

Hoboerotica

(n) disturbing category of pornography specifically devoted to homeless people having sex.

I went to the porn store the other day and all they had was that damn hoboerotica!

by Jordan G. January 19, 2008

hoboerotic

HO-BO-EE-RAW-TICK is an adjective used to describe a state of total rockbottomness in which a man is still able to attract a woman. to be hoboerotic one doesnt necesarily have to be intoxicated, but it certainly helps. Other tell tale signs of hoboeroticism include the ability to sucessfully lure women without clean clothes, a bed, or any recent hygenic efforts . Hooking up in crappy washrooms/ alleys behind bars is also very hoboerotic. Hoboeroticism has nothing to do with actual hobos, drifters, vagrants or hippies; true hoboeroticism is attained by otherwise awesome people who have perhaps been drunk for 3-4 days straight.

Mindy was overwhelmed by Steve's hoboerotic charm.

"no limits, no dignity, no standards tour '07" was extremely hoboerotic.

by G.TAYLOR March 29, 2007

hoboerotic

Love between a man and a hobo, male or female, or hobo-on-hobo sex. Also, men getting together and hanging out can be considered hoboerotic if a penis is shown or if raw skin touches willingly.

1)I went downtown last night. Let's just say it was "hoboerotic!"

2)I saw two hobos goin at it. Man, that sure was hoboerotic.

3)I stayed the night at Austin's last night. Things may have gotten a little too hoboerotic for my tastes.

by tehMunky February 27, 2005

hobonerection

a smelly homeless guy who has a stiffy

Watch out for that hobonerection.

by Davester6675 August 14, 2004

Hoboeroticism

The state of being attracted to homeless people or people who look homeless. Being attracted to men with beards, messy hair and dirty clothes.

"My friend has totally hoboeroticism for that guy with the beard in that band we saw last night."

by Zack Armstrong October 24, 2012

hoboner

When a homeless man is aroused and becomes tumescent, he has achieved a hoboner;

or

When a man desires to become intimate with a street person;

This guy on the subway was totally starring at me, and it was like so disgusting. I think he had a hoboner!

You know that chick who lives in the Frigidaire box behind the upholstery shop? Man, have I got a hoboner for her!

by Hobo Bidet March 27, 2011