2 definitions by valos1479

hoezone

area populated by women who give it up easily i.e club or bar.can also be a designated part of ones house or property i.e my boat, my bedroom etc to convey pimp status for themselves.

1.

guy: yo we gonna hit up that new club "wet vajayjay"?

guy#2: hell yea i heard its a true hoezone!!!

2.

guy: well this is my king size bed or how i like to call it the "hoezone"

3.

guy#1: i couldve sworn john was right next to me ?

guy#2: he was ....

guy#1: hes over there look hes dancing with 4 chicks !!

guy#2: oh snap he found the hoezone!!!!

by valos1479 May 28, 2009

ninja sock

a sock that you forget to put away usually found in a very awkward place and you have no recollection of how it could have possibly gotten to said location i.e inside fridge behind the milk,under couch pillows,window sill, trunk of car,in your girlfriends panty drawer etc.
these socks are usually found by your spouse and or girlfriend causing extreme anger followed by yelling and cursing and possible break up.

1.

my ninja sock ruined my relationship

2.
girl: do you know what i found in the glove box of my car?

boy: what?

girl: one of your ninja socks, how the hell did it get there?

3.

girl: i was cleaning the house , i lifted up a couch pillow and there he was hiding in the shadows

boy: what ?

girl: your ninja sock !!!!!!

by valos1479 May 22, 2009