hoemones 

When someone clearly can't stop lusting over someone they find is hot or sexy

They are all over this person even when they protest.

When hoemones are acting up, the individual in question will give their target multiple compliments that may or may not be suggestive.

Friend 1: omg your so hot! Do you work out? Are you a movie star?

Friend 2, In the background probably: Omg can you control your hoemones pleas?!

hoemones by Theguccimakane January 7, 2018

Hormones 

A regulatory substance in your body that happens in your body at around the age when puberty starts. For girls: 7-13. For guys: 9-15...however, "guy hormones" are called testosterones. Hormones sometimes make you feel sad at small, pointless things..or happy at random times. They can also cause you to understand love more. For example, before puberty you never thought of guys as hot, cute, etc. But when puberty kicks in and the hormones start...you begin to find the opposite sex more attractive...or the same sex, if you're bisexual, gay, or lesbian. Sometimes you feel nervous around the opposite sex in middle school through highschool (grades 6 and up). But don't worry...nothing's wrong with you, it's just your hormones making you feel this way.
Hormones are a sign that you're growing up...so don't worry, be glad :)

(I tried to make the description of hormones as mature as possible...sorry if I failed)

Tonight I was at prom...for the first time! I was dancing with Jeremy, who invited me...but every time he squeezed my hand and grabbed my waist, I couldn't help but look into his eyes...Jeremy was pretty cute...I can't believe my hormones now decide to show themselves.

Hormones by Kyaaah May 19, 2016

homoness 

Describing a person or an action done with flaming gay qualities.

Wow Chuck nice pink shirt, your homoness will never cease to amaze me.

homoness by SamK September 7, 2008

Homones 

(n): the extreme sexual urges felt for one of the same or similar sex
**these are not just any feelings- they are intense rushes of hormones secreted similar to those like adrenaline, etc.

Dude, I think my homones are kicking in. I think that dude over there is SO hot. You think he has homones too? Dude?

Homones by Non-hormonal teen July 22, 2010

oatmeal hormones 

Being instantly changing of your condition.

I was having such a bad day till Stephanie hugged me, and gave me those oatmeal hormones.

oatmeal hormones by Sontdp December 4, 2007

Rollin with the hormones 

A trio of funny, hormonal best friends. Founded in 2016- rollin with the hormones is a group that will stick for life.

-vlad

We are rollin with the hormones.

Rollin with the hormones by V cut ramon January 8, 2019

Hormones 

it's what makes girls different from boys, in many freaky and disturbing ways. hormones give girls boobs and guys dicks. they make us horny and sexually active, which is why it is cut into the two fitting words "whore" and "moans". makes senses, doesn't it though?

every girl and boy was born with a special gift: HORMONES

Hormones by emily dick December 31, 2008