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Girl 1: I guess he hoezoned me.
Girl 2: GURRRLLLL.. It’s okay. You a pretty big hoe, it’s obvious.
hoezoned by zen habibi March 4, 2018
Words you can keep
area populated by women who give it up easily i.e club or bar.can also be a designated part of ones house or property i.e my boat, my bedroom etc to convey pimp status for themselves.
1.

guy: yo we gonna hit up that new club "wet vajayjay"?

guy#2: hell yea i heard its a true hoezone!!!

2.

guy: well this is my king size bed or how i like to call it the "hoezone"

3.

guy#1: i couldve sworn john was right next to me ?

guy#2: he was ....

guy#1: hes over there look hes dancing with 4 chicks !!

guy#2: oh snap he found the hoezone!!!!
hoezone by valos1479 May 28, 2009
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Hoe Zoned 

Like the friend zone but you are stuck as their Hoe
I wanted a relationship with him but I was Hoe zoned
Hoe Zoned by Princessbabygirl December 19, 2016
It is the opposite end of friendzone in the dating spectrum where you permanently see someone as a sex-only partner
Yeah he is hot but too bad I am going to hoezone him, he is just not relationship material
hoezone by trigeminalheadaches April 18, 2022

Hoe-Zoned 

The female version of a low esteem male getting "friend-zoned". However instead of the subject being used as a male supporter, the female subject is used only for sexual gratification.
Brad: "I saw you with that Karen last night. She's popular if you know what I mean..."
Chad: "Yeah ashamed to say I hit it, But don't worry, she knows she's been hoe-zoned".
Hoe-Zoned by MasifKila August 22, 2022
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