hobbitify

To turn into a hobbit

I will hobbitify myself

by Hobbitguy3 February 6, 2021

Hobbitism

Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.

That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.

by Notintoracism December 18, 2010

Hobbiting

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position

Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.

by eakart1 October 9, 2016

Hobbitisis

Hobbitisis is a degenerative disease which causes an otherwise healthy person to shrink gradually over a period of time, usually several years. The shrinkage is usually unnoticeable due to the length of time over which it happens. Additional effects of hobbitisis include squinting resulting in a need to wear glasses; increased hair growth particularly on hands, feet, arms & legs; slower speach & difficulty understanding English & jokes. A person suffering from Hobbitisis will usually form strong bonds with small birds and isolate herself from Society with the exception of one person who usually devotes his entire life to catering to this person. Very, very rarely neither of these people has a life or any sort of circle of friends. Sad, but true unfortunately.

Fub would always call Bub up and tell him that she was feeling particularly unwell due to her Hobbitisis. He would then spend the day going to the chemist to get her cold medication, to Starbucks to get her favourite coffee and then sit outside her Hobbit-dwelling until she felt like seeing him. He then fixed her phone and TV, cleaned up after the bird and left to go home only to be summoned back through vicious, mean and spiteful Hobbit-text messages. Extreme eating can often complicate the disease resulting in Heffer-Hobbitisis. A person grows disproportionately short and fat.

by Toad Loves Kit Kat March 8, 2010

hobbity gaga

Oral sex performed on a man; hummer

I ca't come to the phone right now because I'm giving my bf some hobbity gaga.

by Akward January 5, 2006

hobbitty

of, like, or pertaining to a hobbit.

As a child, I was often mocked for my hobbitty feet.

by Jorge Benelux December 10, 2003

Hobbitefeet

Hobbitefeet is a word to describe someone with small feet. It is a combination of the word hobbit, petite, and feet. The word hobbit because they are know for having unusually big feet but it is combined with petite which is french meaning small. Then feet added to the end because a) it is about feet and b) it sounds really good.

Person1: that person has Hobbitefeet

by Jazzyjasmina February 17, 2021