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position 

How you're having sex with your partner.
"What's our position tonight, booba?"
"63-z"
"Oh dear"
Words you can keep

position 

1.a movment or act that a person does in order do to somthing..., du
2.a place you're at
dude..., im in position
position by atsuma October 4, 2010

position 

If you see preferably a girl bending down, you say P, then the first letter in the girls name. Let's say it's a girl named Yuni, then you say: PY (Position Yuni). If you don't know the name of the girl you just say P

Or you could say P and the first letter in that persons job, like teacher; PT. And so on
Aleks: On my left, PJ
Jonas: That's just hot
position by relaxo June 2, 2005

Position 

Position by Topcat1010 March 31, 2020

Position 

Position is like what position you like in bed (making sexual intercourse), also a term used in league of legends as in what position do you play?
Girl: What position do you want to fvck in tonight?

Man: Whatever you like baby...
Position by Økamii March 2, 2021

Position 1 Alpha 

To assume a laying position in front of a TV on a coach during work
"Has anyone seen Tim?" "He's currently in Position 1 Alpha"
Position 1 Alpha by Chors September 5, 2017

position impossible 

whilst a female and a male are having sex (with the male on top)the female swiftly gets the male into an armpit head lock and then grabs his thighs and lifts his body so that he is vertical, then holds his legs and spreads his butt cheeks and holds him in position, then suddenly a 3rd male that has been hiding attached to the sealing drops down in a tuxedo with a rope around his waist, and aims for the first males anus then he cuts the rope and makes an escape out of the window before the first male has had time to comprehend what has just happened to him.
lisa told joey the next day when he was unable to sit properly that he had recieved a position impossible
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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