Hobbitism 

Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.

That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.

Hobbitism by Notintoracism December 18, 2010

Welfare hobbits 

Children produced in an effort to increase government funded aid.

D-Bone really enjoyed Janene's fine white badonkadonk... but those 9 welfare hobbits kept her from closing tha deal.

Welfare hobbits by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

Hobbiting 

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position

Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.

Hobbiting by eakart1 October 9, 2016

hobbitses 

pl. Hobbits, generally said by the creature Gollum (Smeagle).

Stupid hobbitses, tricksy hobbitses, always keeping it from us... yes, my precious. We wants it!

hobbitses by Erwinsky December 23, 2003

Take the Hobbits to Isengard 

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.

"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"

Take the Hobbits to Isengard by GadgetL May 20, 2008

taking the hobbits to Isengard 

A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.

"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."

OR

*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"

taking the hobbits to Isengard by TruthInTrivialLife March 11, 2011

Hobbitisis 

Hobbitisis is a degenerative disease which causes an otherwise healthy person to shrink gradually over a period of time, usually several years. The shrinkage is usually unnoticeable due to the length of time over which it happens. Additional effects of hobbitisis include squinting resulting in a need to wear glasses; increased hair growth particularly on hands, feet, arms & legs; slower speach & difficulty understanding English & jokes. A person suffering from Hobbitisis will usually form strong bonds with small birds and isolate herself from Society with the exception of one person who usually devotes his entire life to catering to this person. Very, very rarely neither of these people has a life or any sort of circle of friends. Sad, but true unfortunately.

Fub would always call Bub up and tell him that she was feeling particularly unwell due to her Hobbitisis. He would then spend the day going to the chemist to get her cold medication, to Starbucks to get her favourite coffee and then sit outside her Hobbit-dwelling until she felt like seeing him. He then fixed her phone and TV, cleaned up after the bird and left to go home only to be summoned back through vicious, mean and spiteful Hobbit-text messages. Extreme eating can often complicate the disease resulting in Heffer-Hobbitisis. A person grows disproportionately short and fat.

Hobbitisis by Toad Loves Kit Kat March 8, 2010