Hobbitisis

Hobbitisis is a degenerative disease which causes an otherwise healthy person to shrink gradually over a period of time, usually several years. The shrinkage is usually unnoticeable due to the length of time over which it happens. Additional effects of hobbitisis include squinting resulting in a need to wear glasses; increased hair growth particularly on hands, feet, arms & legs; slower speach & difficulty understanding English & jokes. A person suffering from Hobbitisis will usually form strong bonds with small birds and isolate herself from Society with the exception of one person who usually devotes his entire life to catering to this person. Very, very rarely neither of these people has a life or any sort of circle of friends. Sad, but true unfortunately.

Fub would always call Bub up and tell him that she was feeling particularly unwell due to her Hobbitisis. He would then spend the day going to the chemist to get her cold medication, to Starbucks to get her favourite coffee and then sit outside her Hobbit-dwelling until she felt like seeing him. He then fixed her phone and TV, cleaned up after the bird and left to go home only to be summoned back through vicious, mean and spiteful Hobbit-text messages. Extreme eating can often complicate the disease resulting in Heffer-Hobbitisis. A person grows disproportionately short and fat.

by Toad Loves Kit Kat March 8, 2010

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Hobbitism

Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.

That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.

by Notintoracism December 18, 2010

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hobbitses

pl. Hobbits, generally said by the creature Gollum (Smeagle).

Stupid hobbitses, tricksy hobbitses, always keeping it from us... yes, my precious. We wants it!

by Erwinsky December 23, 2003

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Nasty Hobbitses

Roleplay, typically sexual. Involves two people, one as Gollum and one as Smeagol. Gollum should usually be on bottom, choking Smeagol from below. Engaging in this sex position assumes that the partners have obtained the cockring of power. Place the cockring on a third party's finger, Gollum bites it off, and uses it to fuck Smeagol.

Did you hear about Andrew and Christine with the nasty Hobbitses?

by Ngizzle June 3, 2018

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