hobbities

(noun) 1. hobbit that has hobbies

The short little man had hobbities!!

hobbities by Crazy Statii September 20, 2010

Hobbitism 

Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.

That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.

Hobbitism by Notintoracism December 18, 2010

king of hobbies 

someone who does many hobbies. Not necessarily well.

The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.

K.O.H - "I do so much stuff! I'm the King Of Hobbies!"

king of hobbies by OfficeShoes January 3, 2011

Welfare hobbits 

Children produced in an effort to increase government funded aid.

D-Bone really enjoyed Janene's fine white badonkadonk... but those 9 welfare hobbits kept her from closing tha deal.

Welfare hobbits by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

Hobbiting 

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position

Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.

Hobbiting by eakart1 October 9, 2016

hobbitses 

pl. Hobbits, generally said by the creature Gollum (Smeagle).

Stupid hobbitses, tricksy hobbitses, always keeping it from us... yes, my precious. We wants it!

hobbitses by Erwinsky December 23, 2003

Take the Hobbits to Isengard 

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.

"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"

Take the Hobbits to Isengard by GadgetL May 20, 2008