hobbiting

If you have already seen Lord of the Rings then you already know what a hobbit is. Hobbiting is when someone explores and adventures a hillside or mountain side, usually through the woods. A hill/mountain side is not mandatory, but it furthers the hobbiting experience. Smoking, making fires, and making forts are some common hobbiting activities. Psychedelic drugs (LSD, mushrooms, peyote) really enhance a hobbing experience, and really get you involved in the sport. Mischief and curiousity are a must.
"Where are Jake and Nate?"
"Oh, they went hobbiting today. They're climbing around some mountainside making campfires and having a good time."

"I went hobbiting yesterday, you should have seen the fort that I built."

"No one hobbits like we do. We hobbit that mountain side to no end, and that's some damn good acid."
by JeanClaudePignut April 08, 2009
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Hiding away in your house/room or just being anti-social; like a hobbit hiding in his dwelling.
Jack isn't coming to the party tonight, he'd rather be hobbiting in his apartment.
by Cdeath January 15, 2009
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Skullfucking a hobbit or another person of small stature
Thom gave Rhod a good hobbiting; his eye socket was sore for weeks
by Fredster C June 13, 2008
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Using petroleum jelly to stick hair to the top of your feet for sexual purposes.

A milder, and foot centric, form of the Savsquatch or sexsquatch, which both cover the entire body.
I mailed Savana some of my shaved off body hair. She used a layer of pertroleum jelly to stick it to her feet for sex stuff. You know she's crazy into hobbiting.
by Juarez.Gaines October 20, 2011
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Hobbitism

Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.
That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.
by Notintoracism December 17, 2010
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The Hobbit

Book written by J. R. R. Tolkien in 1937. Arguably one of the best fantasy books in the world. Having a huge fanbase that spreads across generations, it is widely known throughout the western world. There will be a movie for it in 2012.
The hobbit is one of the best fantasy books of its time. Anyone of any age should read this absolute masterpiece
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Hobbiting

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position
Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.
by eakart1 October 09, 2016
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