hobbition 

A place were the hobbits live and farm, there smoke (weed). thats what it is

"the hobbits are in the field gettin fried in hobbition

hobbition by frodo the great January 11, 2009

hambition 

A burning ambition to rise up and achieve greatness combined with a strong aversion to throwing away one's shot, often leaving one unable to be satisfied. From Hamilton + ambition.

John: How did Alex finish 51 papers in 10 months?
James: Hambition.

hambition by PloddingThroughThePresidents July 27, 2017

hoalition 

A coalition of hoes, usually two or more.

She brought the whole hoalition wit her and THEY ran a train on ME. It was terrible. I aint never been raped before, dawg.

hoalition by pumpfist December 14, 2005

Hobbitism 

Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.

That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.

Hobbitism by Notintoracism December 18, 2010

Hobation 

If someone is found guilty of being a ho then they are placed on hobation. The amount of time spent on hobation is to be determined by the impromptu court of hoes.

Alex: Sarah are those the booty shorts you wore to the dance last night?
Sarah: Yeah! Aren't they tiny?
Alex: They sure are. I bet you weren't wearing them for long!
Phil: Is that a hair stuck in the crotch zipper?
Sarah: Maybe..


HOBATION!

Hobation by Cumdance Kid March 6, 2009

hosition 

Any position one puts their Ho in

My bitch was so nimble last night, I hit that in every hosition I could think of.

hosition by GlazeHer January 29, 2015

Hobbiting 

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position

Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.

Hobbiting by eakart1 October 9, 2016