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hambition 

A burning ambition to rise up and achieve greatness combined with a strong aversion to throwing away one's shot, often leaving one unable to be satisfied. From Hamilton + ambition.
John: How did Alex finish 51 papers in 10 months?
James: Hambition.

hoalition 

A coalition of hoes, usually two or more.
She brought the whole hoalition wit her and THEY ran a train on ME. It was terrible. I aint never been raped before, dawg.
hoalition by pumpfist December 14, 2005

Hobbitism 

Hobbitism is a broad term for the body of hobbits and hobbit like people, their theologies and doctrines, ethical, spiritual, and behavioral characteristics, as well as their numerous and specific meals and in general their ravenous eating habits. It can also refer to human beings or other creatures sharing obvious or numerous traits of the hobbits.
That poor girl suffers from hobbitism, she eats six times a day minimum and she has very hairy toes.
Hobbitism by Notintoracism December 18, 2010

Hobation 

If someone is found guilty of being a ho then they are placed on hobation. The amount of time spent on hobation is to be determined by the impromptu court of hoes.
Alex: Sarah are those the booty shorts you wore to the dance last night?
Sarah: Yeah! Aren't they tiny?
Alex: They sure are. I bet you weren't wearing them for long!
Phil: Is that a hair stuck in the crotch zipper?
Sarah: Maybe..


HOBATION!
Hobation by Cumdance Kid March 6, 2009

hosition 

Any position one puts their Ho in
My bitch was so nimble last night, I hit that in every hosition I could think of.
hosition by GlazeHer January 29, 2015

Hobbiting 

ho-bít-ing

Crouching down in a ball and resuming normal behavior patterns from this position
Asher was hobbiting on the bus this morning.
Hobbiting by eakart1 October 9, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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