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Wife Haver
Wife Haver by Womnx February 2, 2021
HAndroid
A small, rectangular mobile device operated using the human hand used before humanoid robots were available commercially.
HAndroid by TeaInTheMoment December 20, 2017
Le Havre
A city of Northern France left in a post-apocalyptic state since its near-total destruction by Allied bombings at the end of WWII. Reconstruction efforts have been foiled by both the constant rain and the insistance of some architect to rebuild the city with bunker-like buildings in case WWIII was to spring out. Some say that the only thing that stopped the Soviets from invading Western Europe was this heavily fortified city as well as the Volcan, a weird structure possibly containing multiple nuclear devices ready to rain upon enemy nations.
Repopulation efforts begun a few years ago with the opening of a Sciences Po Paris Campus, dedicated to the study of Europe and Asia.
Repopulation efforts begun a few years ago with the opening of a Sciences Po Paris Campus, dedicated to the study of Europe and Asia.
Kid: it always rains in Le Havre :'(
Boss: You screwed up again... That's it, you're being sent to Le Havre!
Employee: HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!!
Boss: You screwed up again... That's it, you're being sent to Le Havre!
Employee: HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!!
Le Havre by Badger_Man_76 April 2, 2011
havering
To talk nonsense or to chatter (origin was Sir W. Scott); used in The Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)".
havering by vault_boy_87 January 9, 2011
sex haver
One who commits regular sexual acts, including but not limited to the actual act of sexual intercourse.
Tyler's been hanging out with this girl lately, he's been ditching his friends and playing video games less often. He's become a filthy sex haver
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026