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Havering 

The London Borough of Havering. Used to be Essex until London was expanded in the 60's.
Contains the towns Romford, Rainham, Hornchurch and Upminster.

Still has the Essex 'RM' postcode and the towns within Havering are still classed as Essex by most people although it is served by London transport and London Met Police and is classed as Greater London.

Most famous for containing the chav town of Romford.

Neighbours with the London Borough of Barking and Dagenham (West) and London Borough of Bexley (South). Essex surrounds it to the east.

Right at the end of the London Underground District line at Upminster, Upminster Bridge, Hornchurch and Elm Park, stations which most people don't use because it takes years to get into the city centre that way.

Nothing really special here, its just confusing as to where it officially is located due to it being both Essex and London :P.
London Borough of Havering, the first London Borough to the East but properly known to people as being in the county of Essex.
Havering by MJA88 February 14, 2009

Havering 

To masturbate loudly with a pumice covered glove
Gonna be a busy weekend for me, I finally got the havering glove I ordered
Havering by Pumicelove December 28, 2021

Havering Sixth Form 

Where all the cool cats go, a small building bursting with cool people.
Guy 1: Look at that girl, she's mega hot
Guy 2: She must be a Havering Sixth Form chick
Havering Sixth Form by hsfchick October 8, 2011

Hadering 

(Verb)

The inability to hold character causing all who is watching to can’t even, die, or laugh uncontrollably.
“That man right there is Hadering. I am dead."
Hadering by ThatHaderOverThere February 17, 2013

MJ Hatering 

A person who hates you for rumors and untrue statements and refuses to find out or except the REAL truth.
Guy 1:So she hates you because she heard you slapped her best friend?

Guy 2:Yeah! and Every time I try to tell her she ignores me and disses me!

Guy 1:man,She jus' MJ Hatering
MJ Hatering by Genious Youthly April 15, 2011

Hovering Arm 

A move pulled by straight up studs on first dates. Consists of the guy putting his arm up on the couch around the girl. Sends a message that "I'm in to you, but I'm not gunna try hard to get some." 50% of the time, its works all the time.
Dave pulled the hovering arm last night on Becky, which totally got him laid.
Hovering Arm by Str8upstud October 19, 2010
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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