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to use the forearm or wrist as a sturdy fixture to rub one's clitoral area in achieving orgasm

yea, that wallace-grinnin chocolate lover, she handrails before going to sleep every night...

handrail by hunnybunnork December 16, 2008

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Handrail

A really hard cock during a handjob

My wife gave me a handrail last night.

Handrail by Smooth-sink November 15, 2019

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Greasy Handrail

An engorged, throbbing cock that has been slickered up with vaseline, KY, or other lubricant.

Jane was horned up and wanted a good pounding so she got the jar of bacon grease and grabbed her boyfriend's cock and gave him a Greasy Handrail. He pounded her for the next two hours.

Greasy Handrail by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009

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satan's handrail

The process of reviving a hand job using icy hot as lube.

Lucy gave John a fucking Satan's Handrail last Monday.

satan's handrail by HurtRussLE9300 November 12, 2015

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Dirty Handrail

The reuse of a condom from a previous sexual encounter.

I gave my girlfriend a dirty handrail last night

Dirty Handrail by old pete June 6, 2011

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Dutch Handrail

The act of stretching a condom over the rim of a cup, and proceeding to have sex with it.

My girlfriend doesn't do it quite like a Dutch Handrail.

Dutch Handrail by zpa October 21, 2012

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Brass handrail

Noun - name given to a sexual manoeuvre similar to a handjob where a Brillo pad and metal polish are used in conjunction to achieve climax. The result is a shiny pink shaft, not unlike brass.

I went to the cinema the other day and the guy behind me was brass handrailed.......ruined the movie.

Brass handrail by Brasshandrailer January 28, 2016

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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