darien's definitions

handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long

The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.

by darien September 23, 2008

Darien

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by darien April 22, 2017

handrew

the smell your fingers gets when you sit on your hand for too long

The minute Josh gets handrew he starts to touch other people's faces.

If you ever get handrew, wash your hands twice before eating.

by darien October 4, 2006

backseat mothering

Unsolicited advice from someone you clearly don't care to talk to.

I've had about as much backseat mothering as I can stomach from this bitch.

by Darien July 20, 2008