My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Her aim is getting better! You see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.
Person one: My ex-wife still misses me, but haigb!
Person two: I swear to God, I will murder you slowly and painfully.
Person one: you see, it’s funny, because marriage is terrible.
Person two *with a knife*: now come here you little sh*t
Person two: I swear to God, I will murder you slowly and painfully.
Person one: you see, it’s funny, because marriage is terrible.
Person two *with a knife*: now come here you little sh*t
by Concerned Nyctibius January 2, 2021
Get the haigb mug.Adjective referring to one's state of mind under the influence of marijuana.
Synonyms include: high, baked, faded, etc...
Usually coined with the adverb 'so', in order to describe a greater 'high'.
Synonyms include: high, baked, faded, etc...
Usually coined with the adverb 'so', in order to describe a greater 'high'.
by Le Rico July 25, 2014
Get the Haib mug.Lev Haiba is a character from the popular sports/volleyball anime Haikyuu!! and plays as the middle blocker for the Nekoma team. His team number is 11 and his latest goal is to become Nekoma's ace.
Person 1: Who's your favorite character?
Person 2: Lev Haiba!
Person 1: You mean the really tall Russian guy from Nekoma?
Person 2: ...Yeah.
Person 2: Lev Haiba!
Person 1: You mean the really tall Russian guy from Nekoma?
Person 2: ...Yeah.
by xSeafoam0Eyesx July 14, 2020
Get the Lev Haiba mug.by Xhosa ndim September 18, 2019
Get the Haibo mug.A haibane is a winged, angel like person who lives in the town of Guri. The word comes from the anime Haibane Renmei by yoshitoshi ABe sic. A haibane is born, fully grown, from a huge cocoon, with no memory of who they are or where they came from. They are then given a halo which floats above their head and, violently and painfully, grow small wings (about 3 or 4 foot wingspan). Eventually a Haibane has their "Day of Flight" which comes with no warning. Without telling anyone they go to a shrine in the Western Woods and disappear. All that is left is a bright light which travels up towards the sky and a darkened halo.
by yatpay July 12, 2004
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To be used in online chat when it should be clear that there won't be any further discussion and the person who used it may go offline right away not to become available any time soon.
To be used in online chat when it should be clear that there won't be any further discussion and the person who used it may go offline right away not to become available any time soon.
by mau-haibai March 9, 2010
Get the haibai mug.When a male performs cunnilingus on a female, he gently blows air into the woman's lady parts, and in return takes a queef to the face. Dirty Hairbears are best enjoyed when the recipient's snatch is grimy and hairy. Although the Dirty Hairbear is an enjoyable experience for both, it is not recommended that it is done in the 69 position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bree?
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!
by The Hairbear March 12, 2013
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