haigb 

My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Her aim is getting better! You see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.

Person one: My ex-wife still misses me, but haigb!

Person two: I swear to God, I will murder you slowly and painfully.

Person one: you see, it’s funny, because marriage is terrible.

Person two *with a knife*: now come here you little sh*t

haigb by Concerned Nyctibius January 2, 2021

Haib 

Adjective referring to one's state of mind under the influence of marijuana.

Synonyms include: high, baked, faded, etc...
Usually coined with the adverb 'so', in order to describe a greater 'high'.

"Bruce, I am so haib right now"

or
"Jesse, how haib am I right now?"

Haib by Le Rico July 25, 2014

Lev Haiba 

Lev Haiba is a character from the popular sports/volleyball anime Haikyuu!! and plays as the middle blocker for the Nekoma team. His team number is 11 and his latest goal is to become Nekoma's ace.

Person 1: Who's your favorite character?

Person 2: Lev Haiba!

Person 1: You mean the really tall Russian guy from Nekoma?

Person 2: ...Yeah.

Lev Haiba by xSeafoam0Eyesx July 14, 2020

Haibo 

Is an expression of surprise in cases that make you be like, wow

Haibo, who said we are friends?

Haibo by Xhosa ndim September 18, 2019

haibane 

A haibane is a winged, angel like person who lives in the town of Guri. The word comes from the anime Haibane Renmei by yoshitoshi ABe sic. A haibane is born, fully grown, from a huge cocoon, with no memory of who they are or where they came from. They are then given a halo which floats above their head and, violently and painfully, grow small wings (about 3 or 4 foot wingspan). Eventually a Haibane has their "Day of Flight" which comes with no warning. Without telling anyone they go to a shrine in the Western Woods and disappear. All that is left is a bright light which travels up towards the sky and a darkened halo.

Rakka is a newborn haibane and is still learning about the town of Guri.

haibane by yatpay July 12, 2004

haibai 

Compact greeting excompassing both "Hi" and "Bye" in a single word.

To be used in online chat when it should be clear that there won't be any further discussion and the person who used it may go offline right away not to become available any time soon.

Your Friend is online.
Your Friend> haibai
Your Friend is offline.

haibai by mau-haibai March 9, 2010

Dirty Hairbear 

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female, he gently blows air into the woman's lady parts, and in return takes a queef to the face. Dirty Hairbears are best enjoyed when the recipient's snatch is grimy and hairy. Although the Dirty Hairbear is an enjoyable experience for both, it is not recommended that it is done in the 69 position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.

Person 1: Did you hear about Bree?
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!

Dirty Hairbear by The Hairbear March 12, 2013