2 definitions by Concerned Nyctibius
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Her aim is getting better! You see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.
Person one: My ex-wife still misses me, but haigb!
Person two: I swear to God, I will murder you slowly and painfully.
Person one: you see, it’s funny, because marriage is terrible.
Person two *with a knife*: now come here you little sh*t
Person two: I swear to God, I will murder you slowly and painfully.
Person one: you see, it’s funny, because marriage is terrible.
Person two *with a knife*: now come here you little sh*t
by Concerned Nyctibius January 2, 2021