one awesome, amazingly sexy guy. some say he once attacked a squirrel for an acorn he wanted to eat, but ate the squirrel instead. others say he once canoed off the shores of San Diego but ended up in restricted government territory. he once pissed off a gorilla at the zoo which ended up throwing shit and hitting someone else. another tale tells of him tazing a bullet in his attic and ending up having to patch the roof. All we know is hes called Haig!

"U-G-L-Y, you aint got no allaby you ugly, ya ya, you ugly* "

*Excluding all Haigs, words derived from the root word Haig, or anything having to do with the person(s) named or called Haig.

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Haig by Not named Haig lol May 16, 2011

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Haig

1. A half Ruskie half terrorist.
2. Gringo wanna be.
3. Damn Ruskie
4. Bloody Ruskie
5. Lettuce killer
6. Because we can hater

I'll give you a bloody example of what ever i want!

Haig by Bob Hope III June 18, 2004

Haig Convention

Refers to an international agreement to safeguard wayward United States presidents from prosecution for their crimes.

Da Haig Convention may indeed have shielded da likes of "Ol' Tricky" and "Free Willy" from answering for their horrible breaches of public trust, but it also caused a noticeable surge of additional and widespread government corruption, since da perpetrators of said subsequent illegal/unethical shenanigans saw how easily their commanders-in-chief had been let off da hook regarding their misdeeds, and so they figgered dat they themselves could probably get away with getting their own hands dirty.

Haig Convention by QuacksO May 24, 2022

Haig Friday

1. The last day of the working week whereby one elects to ‘work-from-home’, but ultimately achieves little to no work. An endeavour often deliberately, strategically and deceptively used to pursue leisure and laziness instead of occupational productivity.

“Geez, reckon I’ll chuck a Haig Friday tomorrow”

“I’m having a Haig Friday. My boss hasn’t got a clue!”

Haig Friday by Anonymous382047107492 March 15, 2024

al haig

To take over a situation when it is not necessary or inappropriate. Named for President Reagan's Secretary of State when the late president was shot. In a press conference immediately following the assassination, Secretary Al Haig stated "I'm in control here."

The actor Al Haiged the show when he went off script and began improvising his lines.

al haig by Vapor22 October 11, 2021

Dan Haigh

Dan Haigh is the bassist in Post-Hardcore/Metal band, Fightstar. Dan is also Al's best friend in Fightstar and went to school together. Dan has directed many Fightstar videos, and contributes greatly to the band!

Dan's birthday is December 5th. I think...

Fightstar:

Al Westaway
Dan Haigh
Charlie Simpson
Omar Abidi

Dan Haigh by FightstarFan January 6, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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