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Adjective referring to one's state of mind under the influence of marijuana.

Synonyms include: high, baked, faded, etc...
Usually coined with the adverb 'so', in order to describe a greater 'high'.
"Bruce, I am so haib right now"

or
"Jesse, how haib am I right now?"
Haib by Le Rico July 25, 2014
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Lev Haiba 

Lev Haiba is a character from the popular sports/volleyball anime Haikyuu!! and plays as the middle blocker for the Nekoma team. His team number is 11 and his latest goal is to become Nekoma's ace.
Person 1: Who's your favorite character?

Person 2: Lev Haiba!

Person 1: You mean the really tall Russian guy from Nekoma?

Person 2: ...Yeah.
Lev Haiba by xSeafoam0Eyesx July 14, 2020
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Haibo Haib Haiba haibah haibai haibane haiberno maze Haibert haibin haiblogku
Is an expression of surprise in cases that make you be like, wow
Haibo, who said we are friends?
Haibo by Xhosa ndim September 18, 2019
A haibane is a winged, angel like person who lives in the town of Guri. The word comes from the anime Haibane Renmei by yoshitoshi ABe sic. A haibane is born, fully grown, from a huge cocoon, with no memory of who they are or where they came from. They are then given a halo which floats above their head and, violently and painfully, grow small wings (about 3 or 4 foot wingspan). Eventually a Haibane has their "Day of Flight" which comes with no warning. Without telling anyone they go to a shrine in the Western Woods and disappear. All that is left is a bright light which travels up towards the sky and a darkened halo.
Rakka is a newborn haibane and is still learning about the town of Guri.
haibane by yatpay July 12, 2004
Compact greeting excompassing both "Hi" and "Bye" in a single word.

To be used in online chat when it should be clear that there won't be any further discussion and the person who used it may go offline right away not to become available any time soon.
Your Friend is online.
Your Friend> haibai
Your Friend is offline.
haibai by mau-haibai March 9, 2010
Haiba is nice and funny and likely to be famous and successful and win a couple of Oscars.
Being a Haiba Is like living the dream
A dismissive "no" in South Africa.
News24 reports "The teacher reportedly took three teenage boys for piercing. He also reportedly had his own penis pierced in front of the pupils and gave the boys penis-shaped pasta."

Commentator writes "Haibo, where can you even buy the penis pasta? I've never seen it at Shoprite or Checkers!"
Haibo by slapphappe October 31, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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