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1. a Gaffel (Swedish & Norwegian noun) ~ Fork; a pronged tool.

2. to Gaffel (Verb) ~ To borrow an article from a "friend" without it being returned. Unlike stealing, the article still maintains original ownership, however is in "mentioned friend's" possession with no sign of recovery. The intention/expectation of return may still be intact, and therefore un-interruptive of the friendship. Only when the owner looses all reinstatement expectation, has the "borrow(ing)" evolved to a "gaffel(ing)."
1. (n) Sven and Fjord were having a disagreement whether norse God "Odin" carried a guintar or gaffel.

2. (v) My best friend Jordy was cold and borrowed my favorite hoodie, years later a friend of a friend saw him wearing it, and confirmed the gaffeling. I had requested it back every-time he came through, it seems he totally gaffeled that shit.
Gaffel by haldeener June 27, 2010
Related Words
gtffe • gaffer • gaffe • Gaffed • geffen • Giffer • Guffers • guffed • goffed • Guffey
BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.
"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"
gaffer by karientoch March 18, 2019

The Gaffer 

British Slang for Football Manager
1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.
The Gaffer by humbdalas November 5, 2009
An idiot of the first degree.

'Citing!
Person 1 runs into a tree repeatedly for an hour.

Person 2 points and says "What a geffend!"
Geffend by diskodoll March 19, 2007

Gufferer 

One who claims to be a juggalo/juggalette but does not gather/has not gathered
Greyson is not a juggalo because gufferers are not juggalos.
Gufferer by kissmyaxe17 January 6, 2022
Someone, usually a buddy of yours, that drives you around to every local Pokéstop and helps you locate Pokémon in Pokémon GO.
I went out with my GOffeur last night and we hit a great haul! I'm all stocked up on Great Balls and I even caught myself a Dragonite!
GOffeur by jackofspadesman July 24, 2016
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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