Gaffer

Used in Ireland, "gaff" is slang for house in Ireland, "gaffer" means house party
"Josh I have a free gaff this weekend"
"You gonna have a gaffer?"
"Yeah mate it's gonna be whopper"
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Gaffer

"Gaff" is a colloquial word used in the greater Dublin area in Ireland & north England meaning house. Gaffer is a house party
"Gaffer at Damo's house tonight lads"

"I heard that was some gaffer the other day, boy. Did ye get the shift?"

"Are ye comin' to my gaffer on Friday "
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Gaffer

Irish slang word for a wild party, typically at a "gaff" (irish slang for house).
"Righ', so my mam and da are out so I'll be having a mad gaffer!"
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Gaffer

n. (noun) A person who has an eccentric personality followed by various traits that similarly define them as an uncommon person, often considered hyper or energetic. Symptoms that often display a sign of being a gaffer include:

- constant dancing in public with/without music
- mumbling of obscure words that don't follow any particular language; spurting random noises
- acquires unique habits that many are attentive of (ex. sniffing food before eating it)
- sudden energetic impulses that may include shouting or jumping on random occasions

"Gaffer" can be translated also as gaffer syndrome, which may occur when a local person who acts like a gaffer spreads the "disease" to another person via spending time with them. It is highly contagious, and no known cure is found for it. Once infected, that victim is essentially a gaffer for the remainder of their life.
"Oh man, did you see that chick fall up the steps?!"
"Yeah bro, she is such a gaffer."

"Whoa whoa whoa - you did WHAT with him?"
"I made him a chocolate cake - all gaffers love chocolate cake."

-mumble mumble-
"...did you say something gaffer?"
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Gaffer

Someone who is extraordinarily good at gaffing fish while ice fishing. Never misses a chance to land a fish.
Ryan is our gaffer without a doubt.
by Whisperer January 27, 2009
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Gaffer

A man who enjoys the company of their hand, often masturbating due to their excessive loneliness.
Well that is a true gaffer for you.
by AlexTee December 07, 2010
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Gaffer

Original Definition is "Gay Ass Fag" thus the G.A.F. This is used to denote any and all skiers on the mountain or a poser if you are skating.
"Joey!", "I can't get around the mountain with all of these fucking gaffers in the way!"
by Mike Hizzart April 20, 2005
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