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The whitest black guy in a group. He uses words like pontificate to disguise his real hood life.
"Dog, shut the fuck up and smoke this joint. Your actin like a goffer."
Goffer by Thesmartguy January 30, 2009
an acronym for "Grandparent on Facebook." This usually describes but is not limited to grandparents, aunts, uncles, parents, or any other older family member that does not know how to properly use Facebook. This also includes nosey family members and grandparents who think everything on their news feed is aimed directly at them.
"My grandma is always commenting on everything I put on Facebook. It's so embarrassing. She's commenting on my friend's wall too, she doesn't even know them!"

"Looks like you have a goffer problem man. Unfriend her ASAP."
Goffer by Janice McGee April 6, 2013

Goffer titties 

She takes her bra off and her titties goffer the floor.
Goffer titties by Jamie May 20, 2003

GO-ffeur 

The equivalent of a designated driver, this person is tasked with the responsibility of carting around PokémonGO players while abstaining from the temptation
"You are too wasted on PokémonGO to drive anywhere. I'll be your GO-ffeur."
GO-ffeur by MusicMaker73321 July 18, 2016

Jolly Goffer

a goffer that is really jolly, and there is only one goffer that is the jolliest of all goffers in the world
Yo that dude is a jolly goffer, he must be the jolliest of all goffers in the world.
The same thing as, Chillern (chilling in norwegian)
goffern by Simon Muray April 8, 2017