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Gaffel

1. a Gaffel (Swedish & Norwegian noun) ~ Fork; a pronged tool.

2. to Gaffel (Verb) ~ To borrow an article from a "friend" without it being returned. Unlike stealing, the article still maintains original ownership, however is in "mentioned friend's" possession with no sign of recovery. The intention/expectation of return may still be intact, and therefore un-interruptive of the friendship. Only when the owner looses all reinstatement expectation, has the "borrow(ing)" evolved to a "gaffel(ing)."
1. (n) Sven and Fjord were having a disagreement whether norse God "Odin" carried a guintar or gaffel.

2. (v) My best friend Jordy was cold and borrowed my favorite hoodie, years later a friend of a friend saw him wearing it, and confirmed the gaffeling. I had requested it back every-time he came through, it seems he totally gaffeled that shit.
by haldeener June 27, 2010
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Gaffel

A Gaffel is a "god" in the gaffismic religion. One of the greatest Gaffels was named Lompi.
"Lompi, the greatest Gaffel of all time"
by Geir Are Mo August 7, 2008
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j.d.gaffel

To steal something from another person, right in front of their face.
"Man, he had that bag of oxycontins on the table and when I walk out I think I should j.d.gaffel them."
by mike ho. January 11, 2009
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Garfeldi

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan
Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.
by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021
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Garfeldi

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-
Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi
by Zeymatis October 19, 2021
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gaffer

BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.
"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"
by karientoch March 18, 2019
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The Gaffer

1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.
by humbdalas November 5, 2009
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