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Gufferer 

One who claims to be a juggalo/juggalette but does not gather/has not gathered
Greyson is not a juggalo because gufferers are not juggalos.
Gufferer by kissmyaxe17 January 6, 2022

dirty old gruffers 

Knickers that are soiled with shit, blood, vaginal juice and cum drippings.
I couldn't believe the state of her dirty old gruffers.
While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer
Keeser Silver guffs so much
guffer by jeff April 4, 2005
An insult 100x worse than n*gger. If you are called this, you should put your face in a blender and live in the woods because clearly you have done something to be so intensely hated, that you have been called a guffer.
Paul: Davy, have you seen my snout ?
Davy: Sorry, I smoked it earlier...
Paul: You f*cking guffer! Say your prayers you sorry little weasel!
Guffer by The Babber October 7, 2019

Gifferson 

Gifferson is a really interesting person. An epitome of time and responsibility, and is very traditional and often very serious by nature. He possesses an inner state of independence that enables significant progress both in his personal and professional life. He is a master of self-control and have the ability to lead the way, make solid and realistic plans, and manage many people who work for them at any time. He learns from their mistakes and get to the top based solely on their experience and expertise.
Interesting is Gifferson.
Gifferson by mubarakadulyadij June 9, 2020
Someone who farts an abnormal amount, normally from excessive cheese eating. Also likely to be used towards a middle class girl from Hampshire.
Fucking hell Morris, that stinks. You’re an absolute guffer.
Guffer by Burnie Spoonie January 11, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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